Bush-Cheney Inc.

"[...]
Mission Statement:
To increase the wealth of our shareholders; to give each and every American access to a semi-automatic machine gun; to prosyletize the ideals of the Christian God; to decrease dependence on welfare Socialism; to find Laura Bush a nice dress; to give Democrats a good smackdown; to pack the Supreme Court with conservatives; to relinquish control of federal lands from wacko environmentalists; to boldly go where Reagan has gone before.
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