The dog tried to rape me

Kenneth (Knut)
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"A drunk who claimed he had been raped by a dog was yesterday jailed for 12 months by a judge. Martin Hoyle, 45, was arrested by police after a passing motorist and his girlfriend found a Staffordshire bull terrier, called Badger, having sex with him at the side of a road in Huddersfield, West Yorkshire.
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Hoyle, of East view, Marsh, Huddersfield, told police "I can't help it if the dog took a liking to me. He tried to rape me."
Sick, ik kan me goed in de uitspraak van de rechter vinden.
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Frankly it is beyond most of our comprehension. It is an absolutely disgusting thing for members of the public to have to witness